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Be advised: the following contains content not necessarily patriotic, and later on, gratuitous nudity.
Always behind the curve, I know this is old news...
According to Abbas, immediately thereafter Bush
said: "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to
strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle
East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to
focus on them."
...I wonder, do you think Bush ever sometimes accidentally mistakes Karl Rove for God? Or what if he's being fooled by Donald Rumsfeld disguised in white robes and a fake beard? It reminds me of the old Berkeley Breathed strip where Milquetoast the cockroach whispered subliminal messages to people as they slept, causing them to do inexplicable things, like build a Disneyland themepark in France. The feature was titled, "Well, that explains it!" I'm sure there's a similar, perfectly logical explanation for the voices our president is apparently hearing and his sudden, imminent need to invade other countries.
In other news,
One wife expressed anxiety about President George Bush's "bring them on" invitation to Iraqi guerrillas this week, but she stressed that she did not want her name mentioned.
"I support George Bush one hundred per cent," she said, almost with her next breath.
Hmmm, supporting George Bush 100%. Even when you don't really like something he does, because it's endangering someone you love. Afraid to say what you really think. There should be some sort of term for this.
"Neopatriotism"?
"Straussian patriotism"?
Anyway, it doesn't quite sound like "freedom" is the appropriate term.
And now, something completely different.
And now, nudity.
Always behind the curve, I know this is old news...
According to Abbas, immediately thereafter Bush
said: "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to
strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle
East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to
focus on them."
...I wonder, do you think Bush ever sometimes accidentally mistakes Karl Rove for God? Or what if he's being fooled by Donald Rumsfeld disguised in white robes and a fake beard? It reminds me of the old Berkeley Breathed strip where Milquetoast the cockroach whispered subliminal messages to people as they slept, causing them to do inexplicable things, like build a Disneyland themepark in France. The feature was titled, "Well, that explains it!" I'm sure there's a similar, perfectly logical explanation for the voices our president is apparently hearing and his sudden, imminent need to invade other countries.
In other news,
One wife expressed anxiety about President George Bush's "bring them on" invitation to Iraqi guerrillas this week, but she stressed that she did not want her name mentioned.
"I support George Bush one hundred per cent," she said, almost with her next breath.
Hmmm, supporting George Bush 100%. Even when you don't really like something he does, because it's endangering someone you love. Afraid to say what you really think. There should be some sort of term for this.
"Neopatriotism"?
"Straussian patriotism"?
Anyway, it doesn't quite sound like "freedom" is the appropriate term.
And now, something completely different.
And now, nudity.
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hehe
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Bush said: "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I
struck them, and then he instructed me to
strike at Saddam, which I did...
Didn't I just post a rant about using "God" to justify retarted, selfish, stupid actions? What is Bush doing?
lol, I'm so cynical. :P
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